A selection of tweets that hit the spot according to favstar.fm
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- RT @utterben: Last night, at a festival, my best friend said he wouldn't skydive. I asked why. vine.co/v/hBKlLn35XJj 1 day ago
- No spaceship. No hot, bi-curious lesbians. No cocaine. Just some aftershave and a card. My kids fail me, AGAIN. #fathersday 1 day ago
- RT @RichNeville: @mattwhatsit The only reasonable response is to wait, and attend each of their funerals in order to shout it back at them. 2 days ago
- US golf fans are by and large a steaming heap of "GET IN THE HOLE!" shouting shit blankets incapable of even a hint of restraint. #usopen 2 days ago
- Ding Deng? Blair: It is a lie. #headline 2 days ago
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Wow. You have a section of your site dedicated to your best tweets. Insecure, much?
Dude let it be, come on now. They’re hilarious, and I’m sure he just wanted to show his readers that don’t have Twitter just how hilarious he can be.
That’s pretty bloody nice of you. Thanks
No worries man. Just standing up for well-publicised humour.
Dude let it be, come on now. They’re hilarious, and I’m sure he just wanted to show his readers that don’t have Twitter just how hilarious he can be.
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I can’t see through the tears blinding my eyes, haven’t laughed this much – ever! Absolutely hilarious! Matt is a genius – thanks to Mr & Mrs Whatsit for making him
That’s so nice. Thank you. x
What’s more concerning is that I may actually remember reading almost all of these. *hangs head in twitter addict shame*
(Brilliant Matt – I just spat egg mayo over my desk whilst laughing)
Egg mayo? Charming.