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		<title>Maggie Thatcher looked a bit like my mum.</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2013/04/15/maggie-thatcher-looked-a-bit-like-my-mum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher looked a bit like my mum. The incendiary stance of not viscerally hating the former Prime Minister is as much born from unformed political opinion, a lack of experience at the business end of some the &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2013/04/15/maggie-thatcher-looked-a-bit-like-my-mum/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=562&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Homelessness is not as sexy as it sounds.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been homeless three times. But here&#8217;s the thing; I didn&#8217;t know I was at the time. Homelessness, if you&#8217;ve never experienced it, is not always the anonymous person in the doorway of a shop or church. Sleeping bag &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2013/03/13/homelessness-is-not-as-sexy-as-it-sounds/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=550&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Everything Everywhere. Fuck you.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been brand loyal to Orange for many years, dating back to before mobulls (Baconese) were invented and we used to have to throw children into raw sewage to get messages to loved ones across The Thames to arrange &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2013/03/07/everything-everywhere-fuck-you/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=541&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Me &amp; Mrs Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2012 21:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many years ago, back in the mid-90s, I knocked on doors around Kent selling cable TV and telephone. I was bloody good at it. Renowned for ethical selling I was sent into lower income areas, which is where I knocked &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/11/03/me-mrs-murphy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=538&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck me, it&#8217;s Terry Nutkins!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hundred years ago, when I was at college in the late 1800s, before memes were thought of, me and a bunch of student pals would greet each other when walking into the boozer with a cry of, &#8220;FUCK ME, &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/09/07/fuck-me-its-terry-nutkins/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=535&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Appeal for a charity.</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/07/31/appeal-for-a-charity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year I completed an atypical self-absorbed act of mid-life crisis. Tough Mudder. It was the first time this particular event was held in the UK and purely by chance we were in the first group out. 12 miles and &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/07/31/appeal-for-a-charity/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=532&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Phonetic Alphabet: Draft 1.2</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/07/10/phonetic-alphabet-draft-1-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alpha Balpha Cbomb DadadaDAAAA E😃 Foxtrot Gary Harry Iddybiddy Jew mmK? Laterz Mmmattersons Nipslip O.M.G. Pee Quickphit Rararasputinrussiasgreatestlovemachine Symbol Thimble Upskirt Vga Why Xmen Yohwhy Zsdeadbabyzedsdead Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: phonetic alphabet<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=527&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to Unfollow and Influence People</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never comment on Twitter on Twitter. Just about the only &#8216;rule&#8217; &#8211; completely self-applied &#8211; I adhere to on this marvelous little website. It keeps me off the well-trodden path of tweets that are posted just for the sake of &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/07/09/how-to-unfollow-and-influence-people/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=507&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Death of Tim Skittles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2012 13:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck Joel. Fuck the slimy bint chiming &#8220;Hey, Tim. Show Joel how everything you touch turns to Skittles.&#8221; Although we do need to consider a few glaring problems with the whole set up if we are to believe that everything &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/07/01/the-death-of-tim-skittles/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=517&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Plight of Liv Tyler&#8217;s Hair.</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/05/05/the-plight-of-liv-tylers-hair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 19:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Liv Tyler gazes out at me from her minimalist, luxury apartment. I pause, my heart races, she begins, &#8220;Look what I&#8217;ve put my hair through.&#8221; Those seven words shatter my soul like a crystal rose and I begin to sob &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/05/05/the-plight-of-liv-tylers-hair/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&#038;blog=14862317&#038;post=509&#038;subd=mattwhatsit&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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