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		<title>A Guide to Enjoying Twitter.</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2012/01/16/a-guide-to-enjoying-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[_._get___ ________ _yourself &#160; Filed under: Comedy, Social Media, Twitter Tagged: bullshit, guide, social media, success, twitter<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=470&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>@TalkToTeens, Ricky Gervais and The Conservative Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been a regular user of Twitter for nearly two years, posting over 28,000 times and have amassed over 5,000 followers. I have followed and unfollowed approximately 600+ users and enjoyed reading and engaging with people I suspect I &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/10/22/talktoteens-ricky-gervais-and-the-conservative-party/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=444&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>So long, Steve Jobs. And thanks for the&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 13:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many years ago, back when computers were made of oak and the Internet was a minority sport, we all relied on hard copy for most of our pleasures. We all read our newspapers and got inky fingers. We all mounted &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/10/09/so-long-steve-jobs-and-thanks-for-the/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=435&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The worst driver on Britain&#8217;s roads is&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let us be clear. On your drive to work this morning you made 2,416 basic driver errors that resulted in you being called a &#8220;[pre-fix redacted] twat&#8221; and ensuring that at least 4 people were late for their work &#8211; &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/09/20/the-worst-driver-on-britains-roads-is/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=426&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hacking Enquiry. A Guide.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 21:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following account of the biggest news about the news since the news was new has been pieced together from half-listened to radio reports, news round-ups while waiting for The Sopranos to start and reading a mix of BBC and &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/07/20/hacking-enquiry-a-guide/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=398&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Reasons I Despise Lists</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/05/06/top-10-reasons-i-despise-lists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 18:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Who cares what I think? 2. Who cares what YOU think? 3. Most importantly, who cares what THEY think? 4. Lists invariably involve Oasis, no matter what the subject. I fucking hate Oasis. e. Some people use letters instead of numbers. &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/05/06/top-10-reasons-i-despise-lists/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=396&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The 5 Stages of Pissed Wife.</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/04/29/the-5-stages-of-pissed-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s almost metronomic, the tick-tock-tick-tock rhythm of a Girl&#8217;s Night Out. How mothers, aunts, daughters, sisters, grandmothers, nieces and wives all drop the painfully thin veil of moral incredulity and dispense of the social shackles tethering them to their M&#38;S &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/04/29/the-5-stages-of-pissed-wife/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=384&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>@CharlieSheeny is a joke stealing twat.</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/03/26/charliesheeny-is-a-joke-stealing-twat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 07:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On February 3rd, 2011 @Julian_Ass found a wallet&#8230; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; On March 25th, 2011 @CharlieSheeny found another wallet&#8230; Coincidence, or joke-stealing thievery of the highest order from a massive prick spoofing a massive prick? You decide. &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/03/26/charliesheeny-is-a-joke-stealing-twat/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=377&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>E.T. is NOT a turd!</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/02/23/e-t-is-not-a-turd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 13:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A frightening trend has started on internet chat room The Twitter, a point of view so sickening and devoid of humanity that it would make your granny spit out her love eggs. So brazen is the manner of the proponents &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/02/23/e-t-is-not-a-turd/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=368&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 O&#8217;Clock Live needs to laugh, at itself.</title>
		<link>http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/01/29/10-oclock-live-needs-to-laugh-at-itself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 23:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>@mattwhatsit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I sit here pondering the big questions of the day in my pants, with a bath ready and waiting that is getting increasingly tepid like some cruel metaphor, a bolt of realisation crunched into my headholes. It&#8217;s completely unimportant, &#8230; <a href="http://mattwhatsit.net/2011/01/29/10-oclock-live-needs-to-laugh-at-itself/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mattwhatsit.net&amp;blog=14862317&amp;post=337&amp;subd=mattwhatsit&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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