Heart-wrenching email received from a beautiful Russian temptress – she has not replied to my response below? Hmm…

From:   “Yuliya” <medionk@tucano.it>
To:     <matt*******@*********.co.uk>
Date:   01/02/2012 11:40
Subject:        POTENTIAL SPAM:  Hi my new friend.

Hi my darling, dear friend.
How are you?
Writes to you beautiful, blond, brought up. Decent and very lovely girl.
My name is – Yuliya. To me of 29 years.
I from Russia. I want to find the present and unique love.
I already burned about love. I hope it won’t repeat any more.
I want to get acquainted with you more close.
To learn you, to learn your interests and preferences.
I hope you not against it? It only dialogue.
I will necessarily send you my photo
In the following letter. I hope to you it will be pleasant.
I with impatience will wait for your answer

To this address: prekrasnayayaliya@yahoo.com

In expectation of your answer, whole, Yuliya.

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From:   <matt*******@*********.co.uk>
To:     ”Yuliya” <medionk@tucano.it>
Date:   01/02/2012 11:55
Subject:        RE: POTENTIAL SPAM:  Hi my new friend.

Hi, Yuliya!

Speaking time so long not achieved.
England made me with 40 years. I have tight buns and respect woman.
My health does goodness all over body – is you?
I love burned before but now me wife is not burned and acquainted close.
Interest me in pornography, lion kills safari and origami paper bends.
Dialogue you well, so not against it to concern you.
Send me photo bum dildo necessary.
Sending no more letter – wife acquaintance screaming angry spit up my face.
Wait not and big desperate Internet lonely man to marry you will.

Tear us love will apart.

Matt x

PS. You not pretend woman be? This cause erection drive south.