1. Who cares what I think?

2. Who cares what YOU think?

3. Most importantly, who cares what THEY think?

4. Lists invariably involve Oasis, no matter what the subject. I fucking hate Oasis.

e. Some people use letters instead of numbers. Dicks.

6. There is always an entry that you know is just filler.

7. Like this one.

viii. Roman numeral wankers.

9. Citizen Kane.

10. Those weird people – the people who write with the other hand, put the toilet roll loose leaf facing the wall and park nose first – who read from the bottom up.