When you’ve been breathing in and out in the right order for as long as I have you learn a little. Bit about punctuation. And perspective on things such as life, love and laughter; all of which are equal parts important. I don’t have an agenda, I’ve not even brought a notepad. So we’ll just agree to shoot the breeze, smile and listen to each other fart whilst we TWITTER. But not in a lift.
You’ll find various ramblings in the BLOG section on diverse subjects ranging from women all the way to ladies and everything inbetween.
If you’re fundementally lazy, some kind of auditory pervert or, er, partially-sighted then you can listen to some AUDIOBOO stuff. Some are just narrated from the BLOG, some are ill thought-out and regretted when next sober, but some are actually quite clever. Quite.
Some of you may want to see my FACEBOOK page. But you can’t, some things are private, especially my privates.
Enjoy, or not x
Matthias J Whatsit – London, 2010